CHAK DE
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हजारों चहरो मे तेरी मोहब्बत मिली मुझको ___!
पर दिल की जिद थी की तू नही तो तुझ जैसा भी कोई नही ___!!
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Teri Mohabbat Ko Kbhi Khel Nhi Smja,
Warna Khel to etne Khele Hai Ki Kbhi Haare Nhi..!!!
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Sardar to call centre:
My internet is not working properly
Officer:
Ok
Double click on "My computer"
Sardar:
I can't see ur computer
Officer:
No no
click on "My computer" on ur computer
Sardar:
How can I click on ur computer from my computer?
Officer:
listen
There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on ur computer
Ok
double click on it
Sardar:
what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer...?
Officer:
Double click on ur computer
Sardar:
On which Icon i've to click
Officer:
"My Computer":-@
Sardar:
Tell me where is ur house. I'll come there and click on ur "My Computer"
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Sunny Leone: "Ragini MMS 2 mey main sab ko dara ke rakh dungi"
Pappu: "Darr to aapki pehle ki movies mey bhi lagta tha, kahi peechhe se mummy papa na aa jaayen"
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New survey report-
Divorce rate of India
is now almost half .
Reason-
husband & wife
busy on what's app
forget fighting on small issues
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Why Is "Maa Ki Dua" Written Only On Trucks, Buses And Autos?
Because,
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Mercedes, BMWs And Audis Are Usually The Result Of "Baap Ka Paisa"
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मुझे दफनाने से पहले मेरा दिल❤ निकाल कर उसे दे देना…
मैं नही चाहता के वो खेलना छोङ दे…!!
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