CHAK DE
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4 surgeons sat around discussing their favorite patients type
1st surgeon says,
"I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order".
2nd surgeon says,
"I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order".
3rd surgeon says,
"I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded.
The 4th surgeon says, "I like operating on politicians."
The other three surgeons look at each other in disbelief.
The 4th surgeon continues,
"Because they're heartless, gutless, spineless, and the butts and brains are interchangeable."
happy voting
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1 train me Katrina without ticket travel kar rahi thi..
Usne saree pehni thi.. T.C. Ne usse 100 rs fine liye..
Aishwarya ne jeans pehni thi, usse 75 rs fine liye..
Karina ne skirt pehni thi, usse 50 rs fine liye..
Par Sunny Leone se kuchh nai liya..
Why.. ??
Q ki...
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Uske pas ticket tha.
Soch badlo desh badlega..
Modi akela kya karega.....
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ये मुकरने का अंदाज़ मुझे भी सीखा दो
वादे नीभा-नीभा के थक गया हूँ मैं...
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Couple silently sitting next to each other & husband not talking....
Wife thinks. Why is he not talking to me?
Is he thinking of another woman?
Is he seeing someone?
Are wrinkles showing on my face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Have I put on weight ?
Does my make up repel him these days?
Is he upset with my nagging? Why?
Husband thinks: Why the hell did Dhoni send Yuvaraj to bat... ?
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Definition of TIME!
Slow, when you wait!
Fast, when you r Late!
Deadly, when you r Sad!
Short, when you r happy!
Endless, when you r in Pain!
Long,when you feel bore!
Sometimes, time is determined by your feelings
and your psychological conditions not by clocks...
So,
Have A Nice Time Always!! :)
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ये सोच कर की शायद वो खिड़की से झाँक ले;
उसकी गली के बच्चे आपस में लड़ा दिए मैंने।
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2 wheeler travel mein Udti hai bahoot dust yaar
Abki baar
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Let's go by car
Har msg mein zaroori nahi Modi Sarkar
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MAA tere pyar ka haq, mujhse ada kya hoga..
Tu gar hai naaraz, toh khush mujhse khuda kya hoga !!
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Once a father beats up his son and when son starts crying father says sorry.
Son says - Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it.
Say "sorry" to it. Are the scars on the paper gone?
Dad says- Take my scooter and try to start.
does it start? Nahin naa.
Now give it 3-4 kicks.
Now does it start? Hua na.
Saale tu wahi scooter hai, koi paper nahi.
Aage se ye Facebook/WhatsApp wale gyaan apne baap ko mat dena.
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Diapers ke advertisement Mai chhote bachho ke izzat lootne walo ...
Janta maaf nahi karegi.
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Gulami to sirf tere ishq ki he.....
baaki yeh dil to pehle bhi nawab tha, aaj bhi nawab he
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