Friday, August 31, 2012

[Hindi Jokes] Woh Hamsafar Tha

Woh Hamsafar Tha

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Woh hamsafar tha magar us sey hamnawai na thi
Tark_e_tahlukaat pay roya na tou na main
Lekin yeh kia k chain sey soya na tou na main
Woh hamsafar tha magar us sey hamnawai na thi
K dhoup chaoon ka alam raha judai na thi
Adawateen theen tagaful tha ranjisheen theen magar
Bicharney waley main sab kuch tha magar bewafai na thi
Kajal daro karkara sarma saha na jaey
Jin nain main pi basey doja koun samaey
Bichartey waqt un aankhon main thi hamari ghazal
Ghazal bhi woh jo kisi ko kabhi sunai na thi


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[Hindi Jokes] JOKE OF THE DAY


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The blind man walks into a bar and says, Wanna hear a blond joke?

The bartender tells him, Well, I'm blond and I wont appreciate it. The man sitting next to you is 265 pounds, and is also blond. The man behind you is 285 pounds, and he is blond too. Do you still want to tell that joke?

No way, says the blind man. Not if I have to explain it three times.

Give Her Another Chance!
At a convention of blondes, a speaker insisted that the dumb blonde myth is all wrong. To prove it he asked one cute young volunteer, How much is 101 plus 20?

The blonde answered, 120.

No, he said, that's not right.

The audience called out, Give her another chance.

So the speaker asked the blonde, How much is 10 plus 13?

Slowly the blonde replied, 16.

Sorry, he said, shaking his head.

Once again, the crod roared, Give her another chance.

This is your last try, warned the speaker. How much is 2 plus 2?

Carefully she ventured, Four?

And the crowd yelled, Give her another chance!

Drink's on Me — Positive!
So this neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. How much will that be? the neutron asks.

For you, replies the bartender, no charge.

Jumpstart… on the Rocks So a guy walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables hanging around his neck. The bartender gives him a look and says gruffly, All right, pal. I will let you stay, but don't start anything.

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[Hindi Jokes] Joke of the Day


http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Loveever_Groups/

The blind man walks into a bar and says, Wanna hear a blond joke?

The bartender tells him, Well, I'm blond and I wont appreciate it. The man sitting next to you is 265 pounds, and is also blond. The man behind you is 285 pounds, and he is blond too. Do you still want to tell that joke?

No way, says the blind man. Not if I have to explain it three times.

Give Her Another Chance!
At a convention of blondes, a speaker insisted that the dumb blonde myth is all wrong. To prove it he asked one cute young volunteer, How much is 101 plus 20?

The blonde answered, 120.

No, he said, that's not right.

The audience called out, Give her another chance.

So the speaker asked the blonde, How much is 10 plus 13?

Slowly the blonde replied, 16.

Sorry, he said, shaking his head.

Once again, the crod roared, Give her another chance.

This is your last try, warned the speaker. How much is 2 plus 2?

Carefully she ventured, Four?

And the crowd yelled, Give her another chance!

Drink's on Me — Positive!
So this neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. How much will that be? the neutron asks.

For you, replies the bartender, no charge.

Jumpstart… on the Rocks So a guy walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables hanging around his neck. The bartender gives him a look and says gruffly, All right, pal. I will let you stay, but don't start anything.

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[Hindi Jokes] May our friendship last foreever...


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[Hindi Jokes] I Believe in Love at First Sight....MOTHER!

I Believe in Love at First Sight....MOTHER! 

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[Hindi Jokes] Har mulaqat unse adhuri


Har mulaqat unse adhuri

 

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pyar karne wale ki kismat buri hoti hai,
har mulakat judai ki ghadi hoti hai,
waqt mile to rishte ki kitab padh lena,
dosti khoon ke rishte se badkar hoti hai.

 

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Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai

 

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Aisa lagta hai zindagi,tum ho
ajnabe,kaise ajnabe tum ho?
Mai zameen par gana andhera hu,asman ki chandni tum ho!
Ab koi aarzu nahi baki..
Jusatju meri aakhri tum ho..
Dosto se wafa ki umeeden..?
Kis zamane ke aadmi tum
ho?

 

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[Hindi Jokes] Yaadon me hum rahe ye


Yaadon me hum rahe ye

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[Hindi Jokes] Paresh Rawal Comedy Hindi Drama

Paresh Rawal Comedy Hindi Drama
 

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