CHAK DE
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The CNN Photographer John was told that a Twin-Engine Plane would be Waiting at the Airport.
Arriving at the Airport he spotted a Plane warming up outside the hanger.
He jumped in, said 'Lets go'.
The Pilot taxied and took off.
Once in the air John told the Pilot: 'Fly Low over the Valley so I can take Pictures of the Fire on the hill'
Pilot : Why.?
John : Bcoz I'm the Photographer for CNN. I need to get some close up shots.
Pilot was strangely silent for a moment, then he stammered 'So, what You're telling me is . . . You're Not My Flying Instructor'?
Life is Short...
Always ASK, NEVER ASSUME!
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Classic joke
Ek Mantri USA gaya to meet his politician friend
Uska ghar bahot khubsurat tha.
Indian : Itna khubsurat ghar kaise banaya?
American: Wo samne bridge nazar aa raha hai ?
Indian : haan
American: Uska 10% apni jeb me...!!
Phir American India aya to hairaan reh gaya.... k...
Indian ka ghar us se bhi zada khubsurat hai
American: Tum ne kaise banaya itna khubsurat ghar??
Indian : Wo samne bridge nazar aa raha hai??
American: nahi
Indian :hahahahahahhahahahahahaha
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