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Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS


Husband 2 wife~
"na kajre ki dhar,
na motio k haar.
na koi kiya singar,
phir b kitni sundar ho."
Wife~
oye, saaf-2 bol na ki
"make-up k liye paise ni dunga

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cycle wale ne 1 Aadmi ko takkar mar di.
Aur bola-Aap bahut lucky ho
Aadmi- kaise
Cycle wala- Aaj meri chutti hai
NAHI TO MAI TRUCK CHALATA HU

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Dr.-Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehman Hai,
I Am So Sorry!
Santa- Sorry Ki Koi Baat Nahi Hai Dr. Saab,
Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gaye to 2 Din Bhi Nikal Hi Jayenge.

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Papu- Papa Good News H.
Snta- Kya?
Papu- Apko Yad H Apne Kha Tha K Agr
Mai Exam Me Pas Ho Jaun To Muje 5000 Denge.
Snta- Han.
Papu- Apke 5000 Bch Gye!

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Jailer-Suna he tum shayar ho..Kuchh sunao yaar
Qaidi-"Gum-e-Ulfatme jo zindgi kat ti Hmari
Jis Din zamanat hui us din
zndagi khatam Tumhari

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Ek Larka Ghar Dair Say Lauta.

Maa:
Kahan Thay?

Beta:
Emotional film
Dekhnay Gaya Tha
'MAA kA PYAR'.
.
Maa:
Ab ander Ja kay Action Film Dekh..
'BAAP ki MAAR'

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com

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