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Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS


Ek ladki ne chote bache k gaal pe kiss ki.
Girl-oh sorry tumare gaal pe lipstick lag gyi.
Baby kuch achcha karne se agar daag
lagte he to daag achche hain

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2 dost ek hi exm me 2 ri bar fail ho gaye
1 dost- chal yaar suicide karte hai,
2 dost- abe pagla gaya h kya agle janam fir
"jr.KG" se shuru karna padega..

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Dad- Whos this girl ??

Boy- ohh she, My girlfriend
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next day

Dad- now whos this "new" girl?
Boy-Rishta wohi Item Nayee..

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2 cockroach ICU Me ek dusre ke bagal me admit the..
1st- Kisne maara?

2nd- Arey koi ni, ek ladki mujhe dekh k
itna chillayi ke heart attack aa gya.

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salman khan-he bhagwan,
mujhe itna smart kyon banaya,
jab dekho ladkiyan paresan krti hain
bhagwan-jab tu itna paresan hai to
jra soch vivek kitna paresan hoga

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PATI:Kaash main GANPATI hota tum
111- din tak meri puja karti Modak, Ladoo khilati....
PATNI:Haan kaash aisa hota fir har
saal Visarjan ke saal NAYA pati lati.

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com

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