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Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS


Dad-beta batao jaan kahan se nikalti hai?
Beta- khirki se.
Dad- woh kaise?
Beta- kal didi ek larke se keh
rahi thi jaan khirki se nikal jao

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Pathan Student:
Miss kya raat ko aap mujhe Call kar rahi thi?
Miss:
No
Pathan Student:
Kamal hai
subha mere Mobile pe likha tha: (MISS Call)

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2 boys were talking:
1st: Tu bohot accha swimming karta he
kaha pe sikha
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2nd Boy:
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"Pani me

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Sharabi hawa me COIN uchaalkar bola:
Heads Aaya to WHISKEY, Tails aaya to VODKA.
Zamin par Khada raha to RUM,
Aur
hawa me raha to Aaj se DARU BAND

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RAKHI SAWANT Train me!
TC- Ticket?
Rakhi-Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai.
TC- Jurmana lgega!
Rakhi-Q?
TC- Qki Tum 1st CLASS me
baithi ho & Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai

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Jyotish - tumhari jindagi me14 ladkiya ayengi.
boy-oh yes,ye hui na baat.""what a life""
jyotish -jyada khush mtho bete
ek patni or 13 betiya hongi.

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com

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