Friday, July 18, 2014

Re: [Hindi Jokes] Quote, Jokes, Shayaris (18.0714)


really your shayari is wonderful thanks

On Friday, July 18, 2014 9:31 AM, "Mahesh Popat [Hindi_Jokes]" <> wrote:




Upwaas karke agar Bhagwaan khush hote... 

Toh duniya mein sabse jyaada khush Bhikari hote


Chintu failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor.

Chintu: Sir, Can I ask you one question?

Professor: Yes.

Chintu: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an "A" grading.

Professor agreed.

Chintu asked: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?"

Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered but couldnt think of an answer.

He had to finally give up as he really didnot know the answer.

He gave this boy an "A" grading as promised.

The following day, Professor asked same question to his students.

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.

He asked one student.

He answered:

Sir, you are 65, married to a 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical.

Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal.

Your wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet you have given him an "A", this is neither logical nor legal. 

Professor behosh.....
l am laughing since past 5 minutes, can't resist from sharing it


A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married. 

He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." 

The mother agrees and the next day he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. 

He then says, "Ok, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "the one in the middle." 

He was surprised that his mother was so easily able to guess the correct woman, 
"How do you know?!" 

The mother replies, "I don't like she!"


खामोशियाँ कर दे बयां तो बात अलग है .....!!

कुछ दर्द है जो लफ्जो में उतारे नहीं जाते ..... !!


माना की खुद चलके आयें हैं तेरी देहलीज़ पे...


सीतम...... सीतम..... और सीतम

ये कहाँ की मेहमान नवाजी है..??


शराब और इश्क़ कि फितरत एक सी है , 

दोनों में वोही नशा , वोही दिलकशी ; 

एक दिन तौबा करो उनसे , 

दुसरे दिन फिर वोही दीवानगी ,

फिर वोही खुदखुशी


भूल सकते हो तो भूल जाओ , 
इजाज़त है तुम्हे, 

न भूल पाओ तो लौट आना , 
एक और भूल कि इजाज़त है तुम्हे…


टूटे हुए सपनो और छुटे हुए अपनों ने मार दिया...

वरना ख़ुशी खुद हमसे मुस्कुराना सिखने आया करती थी..........


हुए बदनाम मगर फिर भी न सुधर पाए हम

फिर वही शायरी फिर वही इश्क फिर वही तुम



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