Wednesday, July 16, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Shayaris, Jokes (16.07.14)




तौहीन ना करना कभी कह कर "कड़वा" शराब को.....

किसी ग़मजदा से पूछियेगा इसमें कितनी मिठास है.....


Raaste poochne mein Sharam na karo; 

Varna Manzil kho Bhetoge


हथियार तो सिर्फ शौक के लिए रखा करते है, 

वरना किसी के मन में खौंफ पेदा करने के लिए तो बस नाम ही काफी हे..!!!!


"हमें तो प्यार के दो लफ्ज ही नसीब नहीं,,

और बदनाम ऐसे जैसे इश्क के बादशाह थे हम"!!


"Neither a wise man or a brave man

lies down on the tracks of history

to wait for the train of the future

to run over him."

~ Dwight D. Eisenhower


A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was: 
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure.

The reason:

In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant

In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant

In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant

In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant

In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant

In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant

And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant!!


किस्मत से लड़ने में मजा आ रहा है ।

ये मुझे जितने नहीं देगी, और हार मैं मानुंगा नहीं। ।


Month end story.

A thief broke into my room. He started searching for money. 

I woke up & started searching wid him.



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