Tuesday, July 22, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Shayaris, Quote, Jokes (22.07.14)




Vakt Ki Vakalat na Karna Mere Samne..

SaBse Jyada Dhoka.. Isine diya hai...


Brazil 4-0 Germany
2002: Brazil 2-0 Germany
2004: Brazil 1-1 Germany
2014: Brazil 1-7 Germany. balance sheet tally


Never understood the logic behind hiding the Groom's shoes for money??

If you hide his Bride that night, you can earn in lakhs..


Senior trying to set a password

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER: ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.


One day cigarette will be put in a museum & a guy will point at 
'classic mild' 
"Dekh yeh dada peete the. 
Bahut ameer the woh"



With the right Music; 

You either forget everything; 


You remember everything.


A Brazilian kid's comment on a post: "I'm locked inside my house, 
ashamed to go out to the porch & watch my dog who is a German Shepherd. 
Instead of barking, he's laughing.


Exam Hall में बैठकर हम यही सोचते हैं

कि हमारी याददाश्त बहुत कमजोर है…


जिससे कभी प्यार किया हो

और उसे भूलना चाहो..
तो लगता है कि जैसे सारी दुनिया के काजू बादाम हमने ही खा रखे हों.....


 We know what we want, 

but often forget what we really need .....


With so much allocation in budget .. 

50 cr extra has been set aside to arrest those who are sending requests for Candy crush :



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