Sunday, July 13, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Jokes, Shayaris, Quote (13.07.14)




"Lead YOUR Life similar to a Dictionary!!"

Provide meaning to only those who refer YOU!


जो हो "दिल" के आईने में, वही है "दोस्ती" के क़ाबिल,

वर्ना "दीवार" के क़ाबिल तो हर "तस्वीर" होती है..


Sarthak Agarwal topped HSC by scoring 99.6%.
These are the comments he got for the page that published it on facebook..
Don't blame me if you die laughing. Welcome to internet.

1. Don't publish this fact in newspaper. We have parents to answer

2. Itna to mere phone ka battery bhi charge nahi hota...

3. Ye ladka kalpanic hai iska vastav se koi sambandh nhi hai

4. Badhai ho....par aaj 8 saal ho gaye mere XII k results ko, aaj fir daant padi.

5. apsara pencil se likha ho tha to 0.4% bhi mil jate.........extra marks for good hand writing

6. Tu roadie nahi banega..U dont give ur 100% - Raghu

6. Mere purre graduation k 3 saal ka total bhi itna nai jitna tu ek exam mein laya hai kaminey..

7. Not a big deal...His tutor is Rajnikant

8. Congrats dude, you are the reason my parents have so many expectations.

9. Itna toh dettol, kitanu nai maarta...

10. See Sarthak, i dnt knw wat tough times u wuld hav gone thru.. lekin beta is tarah se padhaai pe gussa nahi nikalte..!!

11. Main toh agar apna paper khud check karta toh bhi itna marks nahi la paata"


कुछ लोगों का दिल जीत लिया आकर इस
बरसात ने....

और कुछ इस सोच में डूबे हैं की आज रात
वो सोयेंगे कहाँ.......


A police man in kerela sees a beggar crying loud. 

Police : what is the matter. 

Beggar : matter is anything that occupies space and has mass. 

Lol  height of literacy in kerela


A shocking note left by a wife while going out
for shopping
"Dear Husband, your wallet was getting fat so I
am taking it out for a walk."


Indians excited about FIFA World Cup is like

Brazilians celebrating Karwachauth...


Dharmender drinking wine: "Aaj sharab chadd q nhi rahi h?"

Hema: "Kent RO purifier se purify kar diya isliye"



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