Tuesday, April 1, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Shyaris, Jokes, Quotes (01.04.14)

 


CHAK DE

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कब्र की मिट्टी हाथ मे लिये सोच रहा हुं।

लोग मरते हे तो गुरुर कहाँ जाता है।

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Mandir Me Hindu Dikhe,
Masjid  Me Mushalman,

Sham Ko Jab Maykhane Gaya; 
Tab Jakar Dikhe  InSan...

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Abhishek Bacchan to his daughter Aradhya :

"Baby i am a super star in 'Bollywood'.."



Aradhya to Abhishek  --- 
    after looking at the mobile :- 

"No Ullu banaaving.. No Ullu banaaving...."

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Insaan Duniya me 3 Chizo k liye mehnat karta Hai:

1-Mera Naam Uncha Ho.

2-Mera libas Achcha Ho.

3-Mera Makaan Khubsurat Ho..

LEKIN. .Insan k marte hi BHAGVAN uski 3 chizee Subse pahley Badal Deta Hai:

1Naam. [Swargiya]

2-Libaas. [Kafan]

3Makaan. [Smashan]

A silent msg but we don,t Realize.

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Now you can watch star plus on all mobile phones. 

Just press *+ and keep watching. 

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