Sunday, April 13, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] A sample of the language that rocks Mumbai and is understood only in Mumbai.........




A sample of the language that rocks Mumbai and is understood only in 

1. There's a minor problem- Arre yaar, "Waanda" ho gaya 

2. There's a big problem - Arre yaar, "Jhol" ho gaya 

3. There's a huge problem..(unsolvable)-Arre yaar,"Raada" ho  Gaya 

4. You'll be surprised .- Ekdam "Hill " jayega tu

5. I am going out of this place - Chal apun "Kaltii" marta hai.

6. Don't make a fool of others - Dekh , tu "Shendi" mat laga sabko 

7. Just get out of here,you oversmart fool!! - Chal e shane, "Hawa"aan de

8. I am not a stupid out here - Apun kya "ALIBAUG" se nahi aaya

9. There's some misunderstanding - Arre kuch "Galat Faimili" ho gayi 

10. Do u drink daily? - Tu kya roz "FULL TO" hota hai?

11. See, You are afraid.. - Dekh , teri to "FAT" gayi

12. Shall I bash u? - E Du kya "Kharcha Pani" ? 

13. Just take him into a secret place -Use jara "Khopche" me leke ja

14. What a beautiful lady !! - Kya "Zakaas Item" hai yaar!!

15. Don't just bluff. - E Jyaada "RAAG" mat de.. 

16. Don't take much tension.. - Jyaada "LOAD" nahi leneka kya??

17. Your clothes are very awkward!! - Kya "ZAGMAG /DHINKCHAAK"
pehna tune? 

18. I don't care about it much..!! - Abe yaar , "Hata Saawan Ki Ghata"

19. Please don't bore me... - Jyaada "PAKAA" mat be tu

20. All this must be done without anyone's notice Sab kaam "SUUMDI" me hona chahiye...kya?

All the mumbaikars would b having a smile on their face afer readiNg this .

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