Thursday, April 10, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] The CNN Photographer......Joke

 


CHAK DE

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The CNN Photographer John was told that a Twin-Engine Plane would be Waiting at the Airport.

Arriving at the Airport he spotted a Plane warming up outside the hanger.

He jumped in, said 'Lets go'.

The Pilot taxied and took off.

Once in the air John told the Pilot: 'Fly Low over the Valley so I can take Pictures of the Fire on the hill'

Pilot : Why.?

John : Bcoz I'm the Photographer for CNN. I need to get some close up shots.

Pilot was strangely silent for a moment, then he stammered 'So, what You're telling me is . . . You're Not My Flying Instructor'?

Life is Short...

Always ASK, NEVER ASSUME!

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Classic joke 

Ek Mantri USA gaya to meet his politician friend

Uska ghar bahot khubsurat tha.

Indian : Itna khubsurat ghar kaise banaya?

American: Wo samne bridge nazar aa raha hai ?

Indian : haan

American: Uska 10% apni jeb me...!!

Phir American India aya to hairaan reh gaya.... k...

 Indian ka ghar us se bhi zada khubsurat hai

American: Tum ne kaise banaya itna khubsurat ghar??

Indian : Wo samne bridge nazar aa raha hai??

American: nahi

Indian :hahahahahahhahahahahahaha

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