Monday, March 3, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] shyaris, cool, jokes


Wife (waking up from her sleep): i
just had a dream that u bought me a
diamond necklace.
Husband: Go back to sleep & wear it. :)  


Ek Bachcha Park mein Bench pe betha tha aur 1 k bad 1 Toffee kha raha tha.
Pas bethi 1 Aunty boli : Jyada meetha khane wale
jaldi mar jate hai.
Boy : Aap ko malum hai meri Dadi ki age 106 Saal
Aunty : Wo meetha kam khati hongi.
Boy : Nahi...!!! Wo apne Kaam se Kaam rakhti thi....!!!


सीढ़ियाँ उनके लिए बनी हैं,
जिन्हें छत पर जाना है |
लेकिन जिनकी नज़र आसमान पर हो,
उन्हें तो रास्ता ख़ुद बनाना है |


Kya ghazab ki hai uski khaamoshi...
mujhse baaten hazaar karti hai


Woh junoon, woh jazbaa, woh zamaana aur hi tha...
Aajkal lal syahi bazaar mein sasti mila karti hain


I think we now need 8th phera in weddings. With  one more pledge....... 
"Hum social media/FB//BBM/Whats app se zayada ek doosre ke saath time spend karenge" 


लिखो तो पैगाम कुछ ऐसा लिखो
के कलम भी रोने को मजबूर हो जाये
हर लफ्ज में वो दर्द भर दो की
पढने वाला प्यार करने पर मजबूर हो जाये.


A lot of men think they are doing women a favour by asking for her hand in marriage, but lets think about this : 

she changes her name,

changes her home,

leaves her family,

moves in with you,

builds a home with you, 

gets pregnant for you,

pregnancy changes her body,

she gets fat,

almost gives up in the labour room due to the unbearable pains of child birth,

even the kids she delivers bear your name.

Till the day she dies...
everything she does benefits you.....

so who is really doing whom a favour?

Dear men appreciate your wife today & always coz it is not easy to be a woman.

*Being a woman is priceless *;;

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