Wednesday, March 19, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] GREAT LINE BY ABDUL KALAM (20.03.14)

 


CHAK DE

इक हसरत थी कि वो भी हमें मनाएँ,

पर ये कमबख्त दिल उनसे कभी रूठा ही नही...!!!

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हक़ से दे तो तेरी "नफरत" भी सर आँखों पर, 

खैरात में तो तेरी "मोहब्बत" भी मुझे मंजूर नहीं. . .

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GREAT LINE BY ABDUL KALAM:-

"INTZAAR KARNE WALON KO SIRF

UTNA HI MILTA HAI

JITNA KOSHISH KARNE WALON SE

BACH JATA HAI"

TRY EVER WAIT NEVER..

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न मेरा एक होगा ,न तेरा लाख होगा

तारिफ तेरी ,न मेरा मजाक होगा

गुरुर न कर शाह-ए-शरीर का

मेरा भी खाक होगा , तेरा भी खाक होगा.!!

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In a "Mental Hospital" a journalist asked the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not??

Dr: Well, We'd fill a Bathtub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub...

Journalist: Oh, Obviously a normal person would use da bucket bcoz its bigger...

Dr: "No, A normal person would pull da drain plug!! Please go to bed No.39; We will start further investigations"...

Aap ne bhi bucket soocha tha na..... please go to bed no. 40....

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