A man was taking an examination for a car driving license,
and one of the question asked was:
"What would you do if the driver of a car ahead moved arm up and down?"
Man or woman?", asked the applicant!
If you like a girl, let her go... If she comes back,
it means nobody likes her, let her go again!
It's easy to make a woman happy;
ut it's damn expensive...
I don't like:
B: Bin
B: Bulaye
M: Mehmaan
Bosses are like legs...
when they get to the top, they become asses!
If you want to bring 'CHANGE' in the society...
Stop accepting Toffees from shopkeepers!
After a long Diwali weekend, t
he boss entered the board room and said, "Let's Start".
A half-sleepy employee threw a 100 rupee note and said,
"MERI SAU KI BLIND"!
I love it when I buy a bag of air,
and the company is nice enough to put chips in it!
Gender discrimination at its best:
Cow dung is holy;
Bull Shit is not!
Dear Bachelors,
If a girl gives you as many chances as DHONI has given to ISHANT SHARMA,
.
..
...
please marry her!
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