CHAK DE
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Vakt Ki Vakalat na Karna Mere Samne..
SaBse Jyada Dhoka.. Isine diya hai...
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Brazil 4-0 Germany
2002: Brazil 2-0 Germany
2004: Brazil 1-1 Germany
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2014: Brazil 1-7 Germany. balance sheet tally
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Never understood the logic behind hiding the Groom's shoes for money??
If you hide his Bride that night, you can earn in lakhs..
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Senior trying to set a password
WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER: ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
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One day cigarette will be put in a museum & a guy will point at
'classic mild'
and
say
"Dekh yeh dada peete the.
Bahut ameer the woh"
#ModiBudget
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With the right Music;
You either forget everything;
Or
You remember everything.
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A Brazilian kid's comment on a post: "I'm locked inside my house,
ashamed to go out to the porch & watch my dog who is a German Shepherd.
Instead of barking, he's laughing.
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Exam Hall में बैठकर हम यही सोचते हैं
कि हमारी याददाश्त बहुत कमजोर है…
लेकिन,
जिससे कभी प्यार किया हो
और उसे भूलना चाहो..
.
.
.
.
.
.
तो लगता है कि जैसे सारी दुनिया के काजू बादाम हमने ही खा रखे हों.....
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We know what we want,
but often forget what we really need .....
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With so much allocation in budget ..
50 cr extra has been set aside to arrest those who are sending requests for Candy crush :
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