Monday, July 7, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Fun with Facts...:)

 

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walon ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nahi papa mujhe le jayenge ya nhi
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New style of proposing Love
I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don't want my son to do the same for your daughter… so lets make them brother and sister.
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Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta: Kya hua kyon ro rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai
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By giving just our Vote to Mr Narendra Modi we are waiting for miracle to happen.
Aisaa Kuchh hone wala nahi….Aisa kuchh ho bhi nahi sakta…
Akela Mr Narendra Modi kya karega and kitana karega...
We need to change...
Jisko dekho woh paise baator ne ke koi bhi opportunity nahi chodta...
 
System is Spoiled in many areas.
Economy is already OFF the Tracked.
Talent and Black Money is already MIGRATED to Overseas.
Unfortunately Few Politicians are unqualified
Fortunately Media is Qualified  
Media is Powerful then they can control Wrong Doers
 
Akela Mr. Narendra Modi Kya Karega Aur Kitna Karega????
Change your thoughts …Desh Badlega
 
Every common man must play,
 Every Indian Need to play Genuine Role In the Interest of NATION.
It's a group Effort...

If you Agreeing to this then Fwd....This mail...Implement as well.
Wife to Husband :-
You don't Love me at all….

Husband points towards their 2 Children and says –
then do u think I've downloaded these from Google?
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New style of proposing Love
I have spent many sleepless nights in your love
and
I don't want my son to do the same for your daughter…
so lets make them brother and sister.
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I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurant
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
"Pay The Bill"
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Aap kya jano hum aap ko kitna yaad karte hai,
Har pal aap ki faryad karte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai
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