CHAK DE
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तौहीन ना करना कभी कह कर "कड़वा" शराब को.....
किसी ग़मजदा से पूछियेगा इसमें कितनी मिठास है.....
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Raaste poochne mein Sharam na karo;
Varna Manzil kho Bhetoge
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हथियार तो सिर्फ शौक के लिए रखा करते है,
वरना किसी के मन में खौंफ पेदा करने के लिए तो बस नाम ही काफी हे..!!!!
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"हमें तो प्यार के दो लफ्ज ही नसीब नहीं,,
और बदनाम ऐसे जैसे इश्क के बादशाह थे हम"!!
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"Neither a wise man or a brave man
lies down on the tracks of history
to wait for the train of the future
to run over him."
~ Dwight D. Eisenhower
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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure.
The reason:
In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant
In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant
In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant
In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant
In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant
In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant
And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant!!
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किस्मत से लड़ने में मजा आ रहा है ।
ये मुझे जितने नहीं देगी, और हार मैं मानुंगा नहीं। ।
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Month end story.
A thief broke into my room. He started searching for money.
I woke up & started searching wid him.
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