बहुत दूर तक जाना पड़ता है ,
सिर्फ यह जानने के लिए,
"नज़दीक कौन है ..
सिर्फ यह जानने के लिए,
"नज़दीक कौन है ..
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Rulane ko apni kahani kafi hai,
Ishq mein char pal ki zindgani kafi hai.
Doobne ke liye samundar ki kya zarurat,
Unki palko se tapka wo paani he kafi hai..!
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जब लगा था "तीर"
तब इतना दर्द न हुआ.. "ग़ालिब"
ज़ख्म का एहसास तब हुआ
जब "कमान" देखी अपनों के हाथ में...!!!
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Santa: Banta bhai kahan ho,... kal toh saari raat offline
no msg
no audio
no video
kya baat he...
Kisi ka presure hai kya ,.....???
Banta: रात को नेट बंद था ..
तो बिवी से बात करी मैंने …यार
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'
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अच्छी औरत है … वो भी …
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A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."
"But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.
"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."
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वो ज़हर देकर मारते तो दुनिया की नज़रों में आ जाते
तब इतना दर्द न हुआ.. "ग़ालिब"
ज़ख्म का एहसास तब हुआ
जब "कमान" देखी अपनों के हाथ में...!!!
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Santa: Banta bhai kahan ho,... kal toh saari raat offline
no msg
no audio
no video
kya baat he...
Kisi ka presure hai kya ,.....???
Banta: रात को नेट बंद था ..
तो बिवी से बात करी मैंने …यार
'''
''
'
.
अच्छी औरत है … वो भी …
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A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."
"But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.
"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."
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वो ज़हर देकर मारते तो दुनिया की नज़रों में आ जाते
अंदाज़ ए क़त्ल तो देखो मोहब्बत करके छोड़ दिया...
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Auto rickshaw wala saying no to you and driving off without passenger..........
is equivalent to a girl saying 'Kunwari mar jaungi par tere se shaadi nahi karungi'...
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Wife: Wht r u doing?
Husband: Killing mosquitoes?
Wife: How many did u kill?
Husband: Total 5. Two females, 3 males.
Wife: How do u know their genders?
Husband: 2 were near mirror and 3 near beer
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Ashk beh kar bhi kam nahi hotey....
Aankhein kitni ameer hoti hain.
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