[Hindi Jokes] Jokes & Shayaris 19.03.14

 

CHAK DE

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KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ? 

DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white

KID :- Now understand why grandpa's hairs are all white ….. 

Moral :- Don't be over smart ..

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Child : Mummy why Gandhiji has no hair on his head?

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Mummy : Because he speak only truth.

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Child: Now I understud why ladies have long hair....

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A girl was crying bitterly.

Mom: What happened dear?

Daughter: Mom do I look like a wicked witch?

Mom: No!

Daughter: Are my eyes big as toad?

Mom: No!

Daughter: Is my nose flat?

Mom: No baby!

Daughter: Am I fat like a bulldog?

Mom: You have a fine physique, you are a barbie doll!

Daughter: Then why people tell me that you look like your mom?

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आजकल सबके पास टच फ़ोन तो ज़रूर होता है

लेकिन व्यस्त इतने रहते है कि टच में कोई नहीं रहता

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एहसास बदल जाते हैं बस और कुछ नहीं;

वरना मोहब्बत और नफरत एक ही दिल से होती है।

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वो बचपन कितना सुहाना था सर ए आम रोया करते थे,

अब एक आँसू भी गिरे तो लोग हजारों सवाल करते है

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माना की दूरियां कुछ बढ़ सी गयीं हैं , लेकिन

तेरे हिस्से का वक़्त आज भी तनहा गुजरता है...

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Tere dabbe ki woh do rotiyaan.. kahi beekti nahi.. Maa,

mahenge Hotelo mein aaj bhi... Bhookh Mitti nahi....

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Raat badi mushkilo se khud ko sulaya hai maine 

Apni aankho ko tere khwab kaa lalach dekar...

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