[Hindi Jokes] Shayari, Jokes, Quote (22.03.14)

 

CHAK DE

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Sir- 3idiots se kya sikha?

Kg student- Suicide nhi krna chaiye

Primary student- Apni marzi se apna aim chunna chaiye

Secondary student- Ratta nahi marna chaiye

college students-

"NAAK BEECH ME NAHI AATI"

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It's like a Mini Heart attack, when Men don't find their phone in their pocket..

And It's almost like a Brain hemorrhage, when they see it in wife's hand..

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"साकी को गिला है की उसकी बिकती नहीं शराब..

और एक तेरी आँखें है की होश में आने नहीं देती.. .!"

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एक बार किसीने ग़ालिब से कहा

" शराब पीने वालों की दुआ कबूल नही होती "

ग़ालिब  ने कहा 

" मिल जाये शराब तो किसी दुआ की ज़रूरत नहीं होती "

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"Khwahisho ke Kaafile bhi bade Ajeeb hote hai,

KYONKI-

Ye Guzarte wahi se hai Jahan Raste Nahi hote hai..."

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इंसानियत ही पहला धर्मं है इंसान का...

फिर पन्ना खुलता है गीता या कुरान का...

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If you want to know How rich you are. 

Find out how many things you have that money cannot buy. 

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