Thursday, March 13, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Shayaris & Jokes

 


CHAK DE

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मैं लफ़्ज़ ढूँढ़ - ढूँढ़ कर थक गया,

और वो फूल देकर इज़हार कर गया।

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चुपके-चुपके गम सहता हूँ...हाँ, मैं आज भी खुश रहता हूँ।

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शीशे में डूब कर पीते रहे उस जाम को,

कोशिशें की बहुत मगर भुला न पाए एक नाम को।

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Solid insult

In a disco
boy-would u like 
2 dance wid me? ????

girl (nakhre se) - main bacche ke saath nhi nachti..... .

boy-oh sorry i didn't  know u r pregnant...

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Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat kar rahe thae -- 

Husband - Jo shaks chori karta hai, wo baad me zaroor pachtata hai.

Wife romantic andaaz me boli - 
Aur tumne jo shaadi se pehle meri neende churayi thi
unke baare me kya khayaal hai ??

Husband -  Keh to raha hoon,
jo chori karta hai wo baad mein pachtata zaroor hai. 

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