Difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.
Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference
between Bihar and Las Vegas.
So he called up the Tourist department and asked them
Ji could you tell me the time difference
between Patna and Las Begas
The man at the other end replies ,
One second sir
and Laloo immediately replies ,
Thank you and puts the phone down.
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At a bar in New York, The man to Laloo left tells the bartender,
JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE
& the man companion says,
JACK DANIELS, SINGLE.
The bartender approaches Laloo and
asks,AND YOU, SIR?
Laloo replies: LALOO YADAV, MARRIED.
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Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation
for Business Development to Bihar.
The Japanese Embssary was quite impressed with Bihar
and he stated,Bihar is an excellent state.
Give us three years and
we will turn it into "an economic superpower like Japan."
Laloo was very surprised.
You Japanese are very ineficient,
he stated aap hame 3 mahine ke liye japan de do,
"Hum use bihar bana denge !!"
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