[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke funny sms

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS

Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke
ghar ladka paida hua hai.
Santa : Wah g wah kya technology hai,
Biwi meri hospital hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!!

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Makan Malik : Rs 700 kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Thik hai. Lekin aapke makan
me chuhey nach rahe hai.
Malik : To saale 700 me kya Sheela nachegi?

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Ek khargosh roj lohaar ki dukan
pe jata aur kehta : GAAJAR hai?
Lohar inkar kar deta.
Ek din Lohaar ko gussa aaya aur
usne Khargosh ke daant tod diye.
fir..     fir kya…
Agle din Khargosh aaya aur bola…
GAAJAR KA JUICE HAI KYA???

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Romantic but real Fact…
Jo aankho se rehte hai door….
..
…
Jo aankho se rehte hai door…
..
…
Woh questions exams me aate hai ZAROOR…!

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12 Boys planed to propose a girl
10 came with a rose..
But 1 came with a ring â€" Thats confidence
But what about the other 1?
Wo sala baraat lekar aaya â€" OVER CONFIDENCE!

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com

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