[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke funny sms

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS

Santa class me haans raha tha,
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?
Santa : Tum kaun ho?
Ladka : Mein monitor hu
Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!

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Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue): Hor soniya
ki haal he…??
Ladki (gusse me) boli: Jo teri behn ka hai.
Santa (hans kar): Woh to pregnant hai!!!

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Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…
Tere dost ki death ho gai hai…
Tu gaya Kyu Nahi????
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi

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Santa: Yaar jaldi jao tumare ghar
me samundar ka pani ghus gaya hai
Banta: Kyun jhoot bolte ho
Ghar ki chabi to mere paas hai

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A policeman to his son : Tumhara
result aacha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur TV dekhna band.
Beta : Ye 50 rupay pakdo aur
ess baat ko yaheen dabado

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com

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