[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke funny sms

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,
Babool se fresh karne ka..
Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to..
Bindass HARPIC use karne ka..

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Santa : Mom kya aapne mujhe
paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
Mom : Nahi to beta!
Santa : To phir paida hone ke baad
aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??

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Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?
Banta : Google Kaur.
Santa : Ye kaisa naam hai?
Banta : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon,
wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!

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Santa : Mujhe mobile me
MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?
Santa : Nahi memory card nahi hai,
RASAN CARD chalega?

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Why is Salman Khan
disturbed these days?
Usi girlfriend jawaan ho gayi hai,
aur bhabhi badnaam ho gayi hai…!

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com

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