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Re: [Hindi Jokes] Jokes, Shayaris (27.07.14)


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From: "Mahesh Popat mahesh_popat@ymail.com [Hindi_Jokes]" <Hindi_Jokes-noreply@yahoogroups.com>
Date: 27/07/2014 12:26 PM (GMT+05:30)
To: Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [Hindi Jokes] Jokes, Shayaris (27.07.14)



This is killer... 

'With Modi govt, 
even Ishant Sharma performs' 


Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, 
and who will BITE you !

(Group members are advised not to try this at home 
as these stunts were performed by professionals; 
who are now!divorced; and living happily with their dog)

Don't laugh loud ---- 

The extended version says...

Put your husband in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!

Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before


इतना भी गुमान न कर अपनी जीत पर "ए बेखबर"

शहर में तेरी जीत से ज़्यादा चर्चे तो मेरी हार के है.


 दुनिया में बहुत से लोग आईना देख कर डर जाते,

अगर आईने में चेहरा नहीं चरित्र दिखाई देता.


Teacher asked her young students to get their parents
 to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff.

But then the teacher realised that only Janie was left. 
"Janie, do you have a story to share ?'

''Yes madam......My daddy told me a story about
my Mom.

She was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq 
and her plane got hit. 

She had to bail out over enemy territory
 and all she had was a flask of whiskey, 
a pistol and a survival knife. 

She drank the whiskey on the way 
down so the bottle wouldn't break 
and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.

She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until 
she ran out of bullets,  killed four more with  the knife, 
till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.

''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 
'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story ?

"Stay away from Mommy when she's drunk......!!!!"


Ab Mai News mein aata hoon; 
Gharo mein nahi. 

~ Tamatar. 


"मेरे दोस्त बरबाद होगे तो सिर्फ
तिन पत्ती और कैंडी क्रश की वजह से....

वरना शराब की क्या ओकात जो बरबाद कर दे..!!"



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