Thursday, August 14, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Jokes, Shayaris Quotes (14.08.14)




Baap of all
SBI Bank: 

Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai....


Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye....


One of the best message:

In a battle, a soldier went to bring his wounded friend back frm field.

His Captain said,

" Its of No use! ur friend must b dead".

But soldier still goes & brings back his friend.
Seeing dead body, Captain says

"I told u its of no worth. He's dead".

The soldier replies:"No sir, it was really worth. When I got to him, my friend saw me, smiled & said his last words:


Dedicated to all Great friends.on freindship day.


Kal raat meri biwi ne mujh se kaha ki tum toh ek dum Hritik jaise lagte ho...........

Maine saaf saaf bol diya ki mere paas sirf 400 rupaye hi hain


तेरे होठों में भी क्या खूब नशा मिला....

यू लगता है तेरे जूठे पानी से ही शराब बनती है....


Every morning I get up and 
look through the Forbes list of the richest people in america.

If I'm not there, I go to work. 


Average distance a man walks in a mall if he

A. goes all by himself - 300 metres

B. is accompanied by his wife or girlfriend - 3 kilometers


किसी की मजबूरियाँ पे न हँसिये , 

कोई मजबूरियाँ ख़रीद कर नहीं लाता । 
कोई घरवालो के दबाव में भी शादी करता है



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