Thursday, August 14, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Jokes, Shayaris Quotes (14.08.14)

 


CHAK DE

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Baap of all
SBI Bank: 

Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai....

Alia: 

Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye....

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One of the best message:

In a battle, a soldier went to bring his wounded friend back frm field.

His Captain said,

" Its of No use! ur friend must b dead".

But soldier still goes & brings back his friend.
Seeing dead body, Captain says

"I told u its of no worth. He's dead".

The soldier replies:"No sir, it was really worth. When I got to him, my friend saw me, smiled & said his last words:

"I KNEW U'll COME"

Dedicated to all Great friends.on freindship day.

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Kal raat meri biwi ne mujh se kaha ki tum toh ek dum Hritik jaise lagte ho...........

Maine saaf saaf bol diya ki mere paas sirf 400 rupaye hi hain

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तेरे होठों में भी क्या खूब नशा मिला....

यू लगता है तेरे जूठे पानी से ही शराब बनती है....

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Every morning I get up and 
look through the Forbes list of the richest people in america.

If I'm not there, I go to work. 

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Average distance a man walks in a mall if he

A. goes all by himself - 300 metres

B. is accompanied by his wife or girlfriend - 3 kilometers

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किसी की मजबूरियाँ पे न हँसिये , 

कोई मजबूरियाँ ख़रीद कर नहीं लाता । 
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कोई घरवालो के दबाव में भी शादी करता है

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