Monday, May 13, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Joke of the Day

How to identify the city you are in...

Scenario 1: Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on...
That's MUMBAI.

Scenario 2: Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up...
That's DELHI.

Scenario 3: Two guys fighting and third guy comes from a nearby house and says, "Don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else."
That's PUNE.

Scenario 4: Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall there.
That's AHEMDABAD.

Scenario 5: Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are in PUNJAB.

Scenario 6: Two guys fighting. Third guy comes and shoots both of them.
You are in WASSEYPUR.

Last Scenario: Two guys fighting third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drink beer and a*use each other and go home as friends.
You are definitely in GOA.

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