CHAK DE
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Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff.
But then the teacher realised that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share ?'
''Yes madam......My daddy told me a story about
my Mom.
She was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her
plane got hit.
She had to bail out
over enemy territory and all she had was
a flask of whiskey,
a pistol and a survival knife.
She drank the
whiskey on the way
down so the bottle wouldn't break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.
She shot 15 of them
with the pistol, until
she ran out of bullets,
killed four more with
the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.
''Good Heavens,' said
the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story ?
"Stay away from
Mommy when
she's drunk......!!!!"
😜😂😂😂😝😜😝😉☺😊😳😂😂
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छोटा बनके रहेगा तो मिलेगी हर बड़ी रहमत
बड़ा होने पर तो माँ भी गोद से उतार देती है...
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आइना सिर्फ जखम दिखा सकता हे,
जखम का दर्द बया नहीं कर सकता..!!
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लोग भुला देते हैं
सदियों की मोहब्ब्त
हम तो खैर बस एक मोड़ पे मिले थे
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आँखों से इश्क के इशारे होते है
अखबार में
कोई मोहब्बत का इश्तिहार नहीं आताl
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पूछता है जब कोई कि मुहब्बत बची है अब कहाँ,
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मुस्कुरा देता हूँ मैं और याद आ जाती है माँ,
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Wife (after a fight) 😡 - tell me those 3 magical words. .
Husband - galti meri thi
😆😆😜😜😂😂
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Prize winning message of the year-.
A guy asked a girl in a library, "Do
you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl answered with a loud voice, "I
DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!!!"
All of the students in the library
started staring at the guy. He was
very embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl
walked quietly to the guy's table and
told him, "I study psychology and I
know what a man is thinking. Let me
guess, you were embarrassed, huh?"
The guy responded with a loud voice,
"200 DOLLARS FOR ONE NIGHT?!?!?!
THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!"
…and all the people in the library
looked at the girl in shock. The guy
leaned over and whispered, "I study
Management, and I know how to screw people
Don't Laugh alone .... Share with friendz!
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रिश्ते वाले: "जी लड़की ने क्या किया हुआ है??"
.
.
.
घरवाले: "जी इसने नाक में दम किया हुआ है, इसे ले जाएँ बस...."😜😂😂😂
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They Hate it When U Ask Their Age..
But They Will Kill U if U Forget their Birthday..
Guess Who ???😜😆
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Interesting slogan behind a rickshaw
I couldn't afford Volkswagen. Thus, auto. 😝
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