[Hindi Jokes] Alia RETURNS (17.01.15)

 

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Alia RETURNS

Media: Where were you born?

Alia: India ..

Media: which part?

Alia: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

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Alia and Pooja were fixing a bomb in a car.

Pooja: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

Alia: Dont worry, I have one more.

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Alia: What is the name of your car?

Pooja: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Alia: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Alia joined new job. 1st day she worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Alia: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken..

Alia: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Alia: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? 

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Alia: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Alia: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

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NOW THE LAST ONE ULTIMATE:

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Alia: An old king's skeleton.

Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?

Alia: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

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