Hindi Jokes Group Mails: February 2014

Friday, February 28, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Lucky people are served a three feet long hot dog

Lucky people are served a three feet long hot dog

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[Hindi Jokes] And all because you smiled!

And all because you smiled!

If at times you feel you want to cry,
And life seems such a trial;
Above the clouds there's a bright blue sky,
So make your tears a smile.

As you travel on life's way,
With its many ups and downs;
Remember its quite true to say,
One smile is worth a dozen frowns.

Among the world's expensive things,
A smile is very cheap;
And when you give a smile away,
You get one back to keep.

Happiness comes at times to all,
But sadness comes unbidden;
And sometimes a few tears must fall,
Among the laughter hidden.

So when friends have sadness on their face,
And troubles round them piled;
The world will seem a better place,
And all because you smiled!
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[Hindi Jokes] Crazy woman tasers a police officer

Crazy woman tasers a police officer

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[Hindi Jokes] Pretty faces from Indian television

Pretty faces from Indian television that we are rooting for

Our TV actresses are mostly seen flaunting tacky saris or salwar kameez and portraying stereotype roles. But if you were to find them off screen, you'd agree they are equally gorgeous like our Bollywood stars. Therefore, their on-screen presence has very little to do with their real-life persona. Here are some pretty faces from Indian television that we are rooting for.

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[Hindi Jokes] Terrible blind waitress pours water all over the place

Terrible blind waitress pours water all over the place

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[Hindi Jokes] Computer screen explodes when people turn it on

Computer screen explodes when people turn it on

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[Hindi Jokes] 2 States, New Trailer

2 States, New Trailer

After the release of the posters, the makers of '2 States' are out with the first trailer of the film.
Alia Bhatt will be seen playing a Tam-Brahm girl studying in IIMA in Sajid Nadiadwala and
Karan Johar's film '2 States'. Based on Chetan Bhagat's best selling novel of the same name,
'2 States' stars Alia Bhatt as Tamilian and Arjun Kapoor as a Punjabi boy who fall in love while
studying at a business school. Directed by Abhishek Varman, the film also stars Amrita Singh, Ronit Roy and Revathy.

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Thursday, February 27, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Awkwardly picking up girls!

Awkwardly picking up girls!

Vitaly tries to test the limits of flirting in his latest prank video as he tries to get their phone numbers even as
he accusses them of farting. Does it still work out well?
Watch this video to find out.

[Hindi Jokes] NASA video recorded from space shows North & South Korea

NASA video recorded from space shows North & South Korea

A NASA video taken from the International Space Station on January 30, 2014 revealed a shocking contrast between
North and South Koreas. The video taken from space showed North Korea plunged in complete darkness at night
compared to neighbouring South Korea and China. The darkened land appeared as if it were a patch of water joining the
Yellow Sea to the Sea of Japan. Its capital city, Pyongyang, appeared like a small island, despite a population of 3.26 million
(as of 2008). The light emission from Pyongyang is equivalent to the smaller towns in South Korea.
The video is via earthobservatory.nasa.gov.
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[Hindi Jokes] The unconditional love and strength of a woman and mother, Must Watch

The unconditional love and strength of a woman and mother, Must Watch

World over, a woman is regarded as a pillar of strength. She is emotionally much stronger and will not falter
as she takes almost anything in her stride. Wacoal Thailand, a lin*erie brand, is running a campaign on
My Beautiful Woman and I absolutely love all their ads.

This one especially showcases the strength of a woman and how if she is determined, she can surmount any challenge.
It makes you cry, it makes you feel strong and it makes you realise that you are just as strong. It makes you wonder
who is stronger - the woman in you or the mother in you. It will leave you speechless and you will probably wipe off
a few tears as you realise that if you are determined, you can battle even life.

There is so much more to every woman and yet she is the one who is judged the most. She is judged as a girlfriend, a wife,
a woman who can’t bear a child and a mother. This video does not feature any special woman, because she is just a mother who could be anyone of us.

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[Hindi Jokes] Man films hilarious video of children slipping on ice

Man films hilarious video of children slipping on ice

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Wednesday, February 26, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] People at the water park get a stinky surprise

People at the water park get a stinky surprise

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[Hindi Jokes] Zindagi jeena sikha deti hai

कल इक झलक देखी जिंदगी की,

वो मेरी राहों में गुन-गुना रही थी,

फिर ढूंढा उसे इधर से उधर,

वो आँख मिचोली कर मुस्करा रही थी,

एक अरसे बाद आया मुझे करार,

वो सहला कर मुझे सुला रही थी,

हम दोनों क्यूँ खफा हैं इक-दूजे से,

मैं उसे और वो मुझे समझा रही थी,

मैंने पूछ लिया, क्यूँ दर्द दिया जालिम तूने?

वो बोली, मैं जिंदगी हूं पगले,

तुझे जीना ही तो सिखा रही थी...

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[Hindi Jokes] Family has a camping vacation in people's front yards

Family has a camping vacation in people’s front yards

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[Hindi Jokes] 26 ways in which our desi parents embarrass us.

26 ways in which our desi parents embarrass us.

It's a fact. All of us have been embarrassed by our parents at some point or the other just as they have been embarrassed by us many many times.
Whether it's their out-of-touch habits or their trying to be 'cool' in front of your friends, our desi parents can basically make us wish we weren't ever born.
Raise your hands if you've been addressed by your absurd nicknames - Chintu, Sonu, Bubbles, Ricky, and many more sound effects masquerading as petnames -
in front of friends and colleagues even as grown ups. Well, you are certainly not alone. Here are 26 ways in which our desi parents embarrass us.

They call you by your nickname in front of your friends and colleagues: You studied, went to college, did your own thing and became a big shot in an IT company.
Don't fly yet. You're still your mom's 'Chintu' and that will never change. Be it in front of friends, bosses or your subordinates, you'll always be 'Chintu' for your parents
and they will make sure everybody you know knows that.

They stalk you on Facebook, leave comments like 'beautiful' and 'handsome' on your photos and give you a lecture on morality
when you post NSFW links: Moms are always there to make us feel special about ourselves. For them, their kids are perfect.
However, it can be a tad embarrassing when this affection spills out on the social network. Comments like 'so beautiful',
'so handsome' or even Captain obvious statements like 'my daughter/son' below our FB profile pictures provide enough fodder
to our friends to pull our leg until someone else's mom takes over. And, with your parents on your friend list on FB,
you also run the risk of being lectured when you post something that's hilarious but a bit graphic.

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[Hindi Jokes] Family has a camping vacation in people's front yards

Family has a camping vacation in people’s front yards

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[Hindi Jokes] Burning Hidden Thief Right There

Burning Hidden Thief Right There

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[Hindi Jokes] 20 shades of Marriage in Bollywood

20 shades of Marriage in Bollywood

While Hindi films mostly stick to boy-meets-girl-falls-in-love kind of stories, a lot of films have been made on marriage and how life changes for the better or for the worse post marriage. We look at 20 shades of marriage in Bollywood.

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[Hindi Jokes] Char bahene

गजब परिवार ...

4 बहनें थी..
एक का नाम था टूटेली,
दूसरी का नाम था फटेली,
तीसरी का नाम था सड़ेली,
चौथी का नाम था मरेली..
एक दिन उनके घर पर गेस्ट आए..
मम्मी ने, पूछा ,: आप उपर
कुर्सी पर बैठेंगे या नीचे चटाई पर..?
गेस्ट: कुर्सी पर
मम्मी: टूटेली!! कुर्सी लेकर आओ.
गेस्ट: नहीं नहीं ठीक है.. हम चटाई पर
ही बैठ जाएँगे..
मम्मी: फटेली!! चटाई लेकर आओ.
गेस्ट: रहने दीजिए हम ज़मीन पर ही
बैठ जाएँगे.
(गेस्ट ज़मीन पर बैठ गये..)
लड़की: आप चाय पीएँगे या दूध?
गेस्ट: छाए
मम्मी: सड़ेली!! चाय लेकर आओ.
गेस्ट: नहीं, नहीं, हम दूध ही पी लेंगे.
मम्मी: मरेली!! गाय का दूध लेके आओ.
(गेस्ट कन्फ्यूज़ हो गया.) और घर के
बाहर भागा..!!!