[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

Wrong Number:-Hello, laptop hai?
Aadmi:- Haan hai, Aap kaun....??

Caller:- Laptop chal raha hai......?
Aadmi:- Haan chal raha hai.
Caller:- To phir pakar lo warna bhaag jayega.
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Again call.
Caller:- Laptop hai.....??
Aadmi gusse se:- Nahi hai.

Caller:- Kaha tha na maine
pakar lo bhaag jayega....
bhaag gya na.

Chappal choti ho jaye to
paon me nahi aati.
Wah wah.... ....
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Chappal choti ho jaye
to paon me nahi aati.
Wah wah.... ....
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Girlfriend moti ho jaye.
To bahon me nahi aati

True story
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Papers Ache ho ya Bure
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Papers khatam hone ki
khushi bahot hoti he



Ek aadmi bhagwaan se bola, "india se usa tak
pakki
sadak banwa dijiye."
Bhagwan bole, "mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo."
Aadmi bola,
"To phir aap meri biwi ko samajhdaar aur
aagyakari
bana dijiye."
Bhagwan bole, "sadak single banana hai ya
double."

 

Ek Khargosh roj ek ladki
k pas jata or
kehta.. "GAJAR"hai ?? Ladki inkar kar
deti..
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Ek din Ladki ko bahut
gussa aaya or us ne khargosh K daant
tod diye..
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Aur kaha K ab tu "GAJAR" kha K dikha
Phir .
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.
. Phir kya ??
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Agley din khargosh Aaya
or bola-
GAJAR KA HALWA HAI..??




Banta angur bech raha tha !!!
Magar bol raha tha....
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Aalu lelo..... Aalu....
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Ek aadmi : banta !! Ye to angur he....
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Banta : oye chup kar !!
Warna makhkhiya aa jayegi..



Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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