( Hindi Jokes ) Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS
All of Missing To Me.
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Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

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Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!!

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Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!

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What is the best example of ‘once in a lifetime’ opportunity?

A Mosquito lands on your wife’s face,
& u get the rarest opportunity of your life..

Never miss it!

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Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai……??
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khud kitne bade kaminey honge

par larki shareef chahiye…

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G:- Ghomne phirne ki shokeen
I:- Innocent
R:- Rone ki machine
L:- Larko ki pocket khali karne wali.

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com

Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
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