Madm children se poochti hai 'batao
sabse zyada barish kaha par girti hai '
ek bacha thodi der sochne ke
baad kehta hai 'mam zameen par'.
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Boy-Tum ladkiya inti sunder kyo hoti ho?
Girl-Kyonki GOD ne hume apne hath se banaya h.
Boy- Kamini bol to ese rahi h jese
k humko net se download kiya h
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WIFE(seeing stars)- Btao
wo konc Chiz h jo tum Roz Dekh Skte hopr Tod nhi skte?
HUSBAND- Mai nhi btaunga.
WIFE- Bolo na plz.
HUBY- Tera MUH
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Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum mujhe dhundna.
.
Agar dhund liya to hum shoping chalenge.
.
Boy: Agar nahi dhunda to?
.
Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu main
darwaze ke piche hi chupungi
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Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hai?
Mintu: Wo Sabke Such-Dukh Bantate Hai.
Teacher: Kya Matlab!
Mintu: Wo Postman Hai.
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Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke
hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.
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