Saturday, January 17, 2015

[Hindi Jokes] Alia RETURNS (17.01.15)




Media: Where were you born?
Alia: India ..
Media: which part?
Alia: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .


Alia and Pooja were fixing a bomb in a car.
Pooja: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Alia: Dont worry, I have one more.


Alia: What is the name of your car?
Pooja: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Alia: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.


Alia joined new job. 1st day she worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Alia: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.


Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken..
Alia: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.


At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Alia: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? 


Alia: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Alia: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '



Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Alia: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Alia: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.



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