Saturday, June 7, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Shayaris Jokes, Quote (07.06.14)




Guess the minimum area with maximum decoration!!...

(This was asked in IAS exam!)..

Topper's Answer was:...."WOMAN'S FACE" 


Badnaam karte hai log jinke nam se hame...

Khuda kasam jee bhar k abhi tak dekha tak nhi unhe....


 कुछ अरमान उन बारीश कि बुंद कि तरह होते है,⁰

जिनको छुने कि ख्वाहिश में,

हथेलिया तो गिली हो⁰जाती ,

पर हाथ हमेशा खाली रेह जाते है...!!!


On his first day in office, as President Abraham Lincoln entered to give his inaugural address, 

one man stood up. He was a rich aristocrat. He said, "Mr. Lincoln, you should not forget that your father used to make shoes for my family.

" And the whole Senate laughed; they thought they had made a fool of Lincoln.

But certain people are made of a totally different mettle. 

Lincoln looked at the man directly in the eye and said, "Sir, I know that my father used to make shoes for your family,

 and there will be many others here, because he made shoes the way nobody else can.

He was a creator. His shoes were not just shoes; he poured his whole soul into them.
I want to ask you, have you any complaint? Because I know how to make shoes myself. If you have any complaint I can make you another pair of shoes. But as far as I know, nobody has ever complained about my father's shoes. He was a genius, a great creator and I am proud of my father".

The whole Senate was struck dumb. They could not understand what kind of man Abraham Lincoln was. He was proud because his father did his job so well that not even a single complaint had ever been heard.

Remember: "No one can hurt you without your consent."

"It is not what happens to us that hurts us. It is our response that hurts us."


नब्ज़ मेरी देखी और बीमार लिख दिया,

रोग मेरा उसने 'दोस्तों का प्यार' लिख दिया...,

क़र्ज़दार रहेंगे उम्र भर हम उस हकीम के..,

जिसने दवा में'दोस्तों का साथ' लिख दिया..!!!


जब सड़क पर बारात नाच रही हो तो हॉर्न मार-मार के परेशान ना हो...

गाडी से उतर कर थोड़ा नाच लें, मन शान्त होगा. टाइम तो उतना ही लगना है.


खामोश बैठें तो लोग कहते हैं उदासी अच्छी नहीं 
ज़रा सा हँस लें तो मुस्कुराने की वजह पूछ लेते हैं


वो कहते हैं सोच लेना था मुहब्बत करने से पहले।

अब उनको कौन समझाए

सोच कर तो साजिश की जाती हैं मुहब्बत नहीं।।


शमा जला के
महफ़िल में ये परवाना आया हैँ ...

देश के खातिर जान देने 
क़ोई दीवाना आया हैं ...

बहुत शिकारी आये और चले गये
मगर आज लगा कि क़ोई शेर  आया है !


 बायकोचा ताप नसेल तर माणूस कुठल्या कुठे जाऊ शकतो

हे मोदींनी दाखवून दिले. 


Ye Modi to bada pheku nikla. 

Sab ko utha kar phek diya


Forget Tigers 

Save "congress" only 44  left


Guys this is ultimate.....

Actually AAP ka button dekh ke sardaro ne daba diya...socha khud PM banenge... .



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