Saturday, June 7, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Shayaris, Jokes, Qoute (07.06.14)




Arz kiya h na usko mere pyr ki kadr 

Na mujko uske pyr ki qadar.

Bas mene bhi fr soch liya iss qadar, 

2 parallel lines canot intrsct each othr


बीवियों के मायके रहने जाने का चलन साल में 3 बार होना चाहिए

1. इससे पति पत्नी का प्रेम बढेगा

2. तलाक का मामला घटेगा

3.मायके में भी बीवियों को अपना भाव पता चलेगा

4.पति की कद्र बढ़ेगी

5.बार बार मायके की धमकी कम होगी

6.मायके वालो को अपनी बेटियों की सही आदते पता चलेंगी

7.दामाद के प्रति सहानुभूति बढती है

आप लोगो को और फायदे दिखे तो बताये


रोज़ इक ताज़ा शेऱ कहां तक लिखूं उनके लिए,

उनमें तो रोज़ ही एक नयी बात हुआ करती है.......


Tum Khud-Ba-Khud Shamil Ho Gaye Meri "Saanso'n" Mein....

Hum Soch ke Karte To Phir "Mohabbat" Na Karte .....!!!


"Knowing what's right doesn't mean much unless you do what's right."


Husband wife both die in a car crash. 

Husband becomes bhoot. Wife becomes Dayan. 

They both meet after some time.  

Husband tells wife: see I became Bhoot after death, 

but tum bilkul nahi badli. 


Joe was a house keeper who had this habit of drinking from his boss's wine bottle
and replacing it with water.

The boss, shouted: "Joe?" 

Joe answered from the kitchen: "Yes boss?" 

Sam: "Who drank my wine and added water in the bottle?"  

No answer.

The boss repeated the question, still no answer.   

The angry boss marched to the kitchen and threatened Joe,

"What the hell is going on? When I call your name you respond with 'Yes Boss' but 

when I ask you a question, you remain silent. What is this !!!" 

Joe said: "It is like this. In the kitchen, you can hear only your name being called..

You don't hear anything else that is said, I swear." 

Sam: "How is that possible? All right, I will prove you wrong..

You stay right here in the hall with Madam,

I will go to the kitchen and you ask me a question" 

So the boss went to the kitchen. 

Joe shouted: "Boss?" 

Boss: "Yes Joe?" 

Joe: "Who got the maid pregnant?" 

No reply. 

Joe, yet again: "And who arranged for her abortion?" 

Once again silence.. 

Sam came running from the kitchen and said: 

"you are right Joe. When one is in kitchen, one can't hear anything but one's name.  

That's bloody strange!"


 मैं "किसी से" बेहतर करुं
क्या फर्क पड़ता है..!

मै "किसी का" बेहतर करूं
बहुत फर्क पड़ता है..!!


Some people are like bubbles...

Dekhte hi Fodne ka Dil karta hai..!!!


"सफर में मुश्किलें आऐ, तो हिम्मत और बढ़ती है,

कोई अगर रास्ता रोके, तो जुर्रत और बढ़ती है,

अगर बिकने पे आ जाओ, तो घट जाते है दाम अक्सर

ना बिकने का इरादा हो तो, कीमत और बढ़ती है।"



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