[Hindi Jokes] Jokes, Shayaris (27.11.14)

 

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 Who declared Diwali shopping 

Mandatory ???

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Must be Sita.. Imagine.. she lived 14 years without Shopping !!!

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इस कदर बट गए है ज़माने में सभी..

अगर खुदा भी आकर कहे "मै भगवान हूँ"...

तो लोग पूछ लेंगे.... किसके ..? 💕💕🍫

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First bench doing job and last bench doing business.

"Truth of school life".

A first bench student knows the answer of every problem.

But, a last bench student knows how to face every problem 

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क्या दौर आया है-

एक तरफ,

कुछ अमीर लोग ""कितना सोना"" खरीदे ये सोच रहे है.

और दूसरी तरफ,

कुछ गरीब लोग ""कहां सोना है"" ये सोच रहे है."

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Taj mahal to hum bhi bana sakte hai 

Mager mumtaz ko marne de hum woh Sahjaha nahi

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हमारी ख़ताओं का हिसाब रखते जाना,

उनकी अदाओं का हिसाब मुमकिन नहीं ।

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माना कि नही आता मुझे

किसी का दिल जीतना...

मगर ये तो बताओ,

यहाँ दिल किसके पास है.! 📌

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जब अल्फ़ाज़ पन्नों पे शोर करने लगें... 

समझ लेना सन्नाटे बढ़ गये हैं दिल मे !

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ये जो "हमदर्द"होते है.....

यकी मानो साहेब...

दर्द उन्ही से मिलते है..!!

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आसमान को छूने के लिऐ रोकेट को भी बोतल कि 

जरूरत पडती है।।।।।।

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तो फिर ईंसान कया चीज है।

🍷😜😝

Uthao Bottle aur chu lo asman...

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[Hindi Jokes] My first blog... (27.11.14)

 

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My first blog...

Apple has launched iPhone 6.. priced around 60K... many people are buying it.. good infact great...

However just one thing guys have you realised what we are doing by buying iPhone? Well the answer is we are only making our economy weak..

Many of these users have bought iPhones earlier also (last year only they came with iPhone 5C n 5s) perhaps this one is an inch longer n few more value additions, but can anyone tell me what is the new feature without which we can't live?? Guys please understand this is just a way of the company to make money... every year launch same product with new name or version (n I am not blaming company for that... its their business)

However what we need to understand is we are only making the rupee more dearer... n then we say government is not doing anything...

Many youngsters are supporting Prime Minister Mr. Narendra Modi in his various new missions, but let me tell you guys by buying foreign products (and that too not long lasting) we are actually making it difficult for Modi's vision of 'VIKSIT BHARAT' (Developed India)....

N yeah... many youngsters are posting a selfie with iPhone n saying feeling proud....well friends just save 10% of iPhone 6 (6K) n spend it for someone in need or yr family n then post a selfie... you will see the difference.... :)

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[Hindi Jokes] Shyaris (27.11.14)

 

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हम आज भी शतरंज का खेल अकेले खेलते है...

क्यूंकि "दोस्तों" के खिलाफ चाल चलना हमे नहीं आता.!🌹🌹🌹

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छोटे थे तब सब नाम से बुलाते थे ,

बड़े हो गये तो बस काम से बुलाते हें 

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चंद रुपयों मैं बिकता हैं यहाँ "इंसान का ज़मीर"

कौन कहता हैं मेरे देश मैं महंगाई बहुत हैं...

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हर चिज "हद " में अच्छी लगती हैं 

पर तुम हो कि "बेहद " अच्छे लगते हौ

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'दिल' तो सीने में दफ़्न हुआ करता है,

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शायद इसलिये

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लोग 'चेहरे' पर फ़िदा हुआ करते हैं

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 सब्र एक ऐसी सवारी है

जो अपने सवार को कभी भी गिरने नहीं देती

न किसी के क़दमों में और

न किसी की नजरों सें

🌹HAVE A NICE DAY 🌹

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बहुत सी मिठाइयाँ चखी है मैंने 

पर ख़ुशी के आसुओं का स्वाद सबसे मीठा है

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आज मैनें......

फिर अहसास लिखे थे....

आज फिर उन्होनें.....

अल्फ़ाज़ ही समझे.....

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[Hindi Jokes] Poem (Kavita) 23.11.14

 

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रुई का गद्दा बेच कर

मैंने इक दरी खरीद ली,

ख्वाहिशों को कुछ कम किया मैंने

और ख़ुशी खरीद ली ।

सबने ख़रीदा सोना

मैने इक सुई खरीद ली,

सपनो को बुनने जितनी

डोरी ख़रीद ली ।

मेरी एक खवाहिश मुझसे

मेरे दोस्त ने खरीद ली,

फिर उसकी हंसी से मैंने

अपनी कुछ और ख़ुशी खरीद ली ।

इस ज़माने से सौदा कर

एक ज़िन्दगी खरीद ली,

दिनों को बेचा और

शामें खरीद ली ।

शौक-ए-ज़िन्दगी कमतर से

और कुछ कम किये, 

फ़िर सस्ते में ही

"सुकून-ए-ज़िंदगी" खरीद ली ।

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मुस्कुराया करो

जब भी करो बात 

मुस्कुराया करो 

जैसे भी रहो,

खिलखिलाया करो

जो भी हो दर्द,

सह जाया करो 

ज्यादा हो दर्द तो

अपनों से कह जाया करो 

जीवन एक नदी है,

तैरते जाया करो

ऊँच नीच होगी राह में,

बढ़ते जाया करो 

अपनापन यहाँ महसूस हो तो

चले आया करो ।

बहुत सुंदर है यह संसार,

सुंदर और बनाया करो

इसलिए,जब भी करो बात 

मुस्कुराया करो

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आँखे बंद करने से सिर्फ दिखना बंद होता हैं सपने नहीं। 

घडी बंद करने से सिर्फ घडी बंद होती है समय नहीं। 

दिपक बुझाने से सिर्फ दिपक बुझता है रोशनी नहीं। 

झुठ छिपाने से सिर्फ झुठ छिपता हैं सच नहीं। 

प्रेम करने से सिर्फ प्रेम मिलता है नफरत नहीं। 

दया-दान करने से सिर्फ अमीरी मिलती हैं गरिबी नहीं। 

माता-पिता की सेवा करने से 

दूआऐ मिलती हैं बंदुआऐ नहीं। 

इतनी सी बात जिसको समझ में आ गई उसका जीवन सफल होगा असफल नहीं

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[Hindi Jokes] Sardaro pe joke sunte ho ab ye padho.... (23.11.14)

 

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👓Sardaro pe joke sunte ho ab ye padho....

Ek sardar hua hai is duniya main uska naam hai sardar HARI SINGH NALWA,

Iss ki murti baraak obama apni seat ke peche lagana chahta hai 

Pucho kyo

Kyon ki woh kehta hai yehi mard surma maa

ne paida kiya hai jisne aaj tak Afghanistan main raj kiya hai

Chal ek aur

Do sardar train ke niche aa gaye isliye nahin ke shatabdi platform pe aa rahi thi 

Balki lsliye ki train rokni zaroori thi 

Kyonki angrej freedom fighters ko bandi banakar le ja rahe the

Chal ek aur

Pakistan ke army ke bhootpurv general ka bayan 65 aur 71 ki jung

Hum sardaron ki vajah se hare

Chal ek aur 

Pakistan ke general ka kehna h agar Pakistan aur Hindustan ki border ke bich agar Punjab na hota......

Toh Hindustan ko Pakistan banne main do ghante lagenge Kyonki aaj bhi Pakistan sardaron se darta hai

Chal ek aur

World me ginti sirf 2% h aur sabi jagah milte h sardar ,India ke 50 % se jyada garibo ka pet Gurudware ke langar(khana) se bharta he...

Proud to be a sikh...

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[Hindi Jokes] SOME IRONIES THAT EXIST IN INDIA (23.11.14)

 

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SOME IRONIES THAT EXIST IN INDIA 🙈🙉🙊

1) Indian Parents want there children to stand out in a crowd, but expect them to do what the crowd is doing

2) Politicians Divide us, Terrorists Unite us

3) Its ok to Piss in public, but it's not ok to kiss in public

4) Every1's in hurry, but no one reaches in time

5) Priyanka Chopra earned more money playing Mary Kom, than Mary Kom earned in her entire career. 

6) Its dangerous to talk to strangers, but it's perfectly ok to marry one

7) Most people who fight over Gita and Quran, have probably never read any of them

8) We rather spend more on our daughter's wedding than on their education

9)The shoes we wear are sold in air Conditioned showrooms, the vegetables we eat are sold on the footpath..

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