CHAK DE
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कुछ तो संभाल कर रखते...
देखो मुझे भी खो दिया तुमने..।।
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सोचता हूँ की उन्हें इतना याद ना करूँ..
लेकिन आँख बंद करते ही इरादे बदल जाते हैं..
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A drunk Marathi bhau enters a bar orders a drink and yells:
"Hey, you wanna hear a Sardar joke?"
In deep husky voice a man next to him says:
"Before you tell that joke Sir, I think it is fair to inform you that you are drunk for sure, you should know 5 things about this place...
1. Bartender is Sardar,
2. Bouncer is Sardar,
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 260 LB Sardar with a black belt,
4. Man sitting next to me is Sardar and is a professional weightlifter.
5. Man to your right is a Sardar and a professional wrestler.
Now think about it.
Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The drunk Marathi bhau thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares:
"Nako re Baba. Who's gonna explain the joke 5 times !!"😆😆😆😆
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यूँ तो हर बात सहने का हौसला है इस दिल को
तेरा इक नाम ही मुझकों कमज़ोर कर देता है !!
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अकेले हम ही शामिल नहीं है इस जुर्म में जनाब...
नजरे जब मिली थी मुस्कुराए तुम भी थे।💞
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Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:
FOR SALE
Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married.
Wife knows EVERYTHING ...with backup server called
"Mother In Law "😂😂😜😜
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When you are in love, you make wonders happen.
Once married, you wonder, what happened!😜
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Neend To Bachpan Me Ati Thi
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Ab To Mobile Ko Rest Dene
Ke Liye So Jate Hai....😜😜😜😜😁😁😂
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VERY HEART TOUCHING.
(BITTER TRUTH )
An old man took his phone to a Repair shop.
Repairer told : NOTHING IS WRONG with this phone.
Old man with tears in his eyes said :
Then why DON'T my children ever call me ?
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Could not stop sharing
🎋मिर्ची का स्वभाव भी पुरुषों की तरह तेज होता हे
,
,
लेकिन मिर्ची चाहे कितनी ही तेज हो
औरतें अचार बना ही लेती है
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