[Hindi Jokes] Shayaris, Jokes, Quote (21.10.14)

 

CHAK DE

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Wafa ki Ummid bhi Kisse karu bhala,

Mitti ke bane Log, Kagjo me Bik jate hai..

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One Bharat Ratna also for Marry Kom's husband 

Ek Toh biwi aur woh bhi boxer 

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झखम देने वाला नहीं जानता 

उसने ददॅ कितना दिया,

सहने वालों को दुनिया ने पागल मान लिया...!!!

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ज़रुरत है मुझे कुछ नए नफरत करने वालो की, 

पुराने वाले तो अब चाहने लगे है मुझे..

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Kasam se 1 sath sare paap yad aa jate hai.. 

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Jab Ghar wale kahte hai baitho tumse kuch jaruri bat krni hai.

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हम रोज मन्दिर जाते हे भगवान को याद करते हे.

कभी गलती से भगवान ने याद कर लिया तो

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Floods - Call the Army

Earthquake - Call the Army

Terrorist attack - Call the Army

A child stuck in a bore well - Call the Army

Riots- Call the Army

And

For 'Ribbon Cutting'- 

Call Politicians!!!!,

For "Guest appearance"

call CELEBRITIES!!!

Last year Uttarakhand, 

Today Kashmir. 

Any weather, 

Any place,

Any war - man or nature , 

Any time : 

The Indian Army is always ready. 

Why dont we invite them during happy times.. 

dear all avoid inviting hero or heroins during opening ceremonies or award functions.

Instead invite Indian Army....

They deserve more than anybody ...share if u feel its worth.

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Q: 'Arranged Marriages में तलाक कम क्यों होते हैं?'

Ans: 'जो अपनी मर्जी से शादी तक ना कर पाए वो तलाक क्या खाक लेंगे?'😛

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Posted by: Mahesh Popat <mahesh_popat@ymail.com>

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