CHAK DE
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बच्चे उस गरीब कुम्हार के,
खाना खा सके त्योहार मे।
तभी तो स्वयं भगवान भी,
बिकते हैं मूर्ति बनके बाजार में॥
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Friend asks other friend: why did u run away from operation table.
2nd friend : nurse was repeatingly saying-don't get nervous,don't be afraid.This is a small operation,only..
Friend :what was wrong in it????😙😙😙
2nd friend: She was not speaking to me but to surgeon
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A nice thought
कुछ लोग बडे होने के वहम में मर गये...
और
जो लोग बडे थे वो अहम में मर गये..."
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Alia Bhatt goes to a store to buy curtains.
Alia to salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'
Salesman shows several patterns and finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
Salesman asks what size curtains she needs.
Alia promptly replies, 'Seventeen inches.'
'Seventeen inches ?' That sounds very small, what room are they for?
Alia says, 'They aren't for a room, they are for my new computer monitor.'
Surprised salesman replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains!'
Alia : 'Hellllooooooooo .... mine has Windoooooows.
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बड़ी बरकत है तेरे इश्क़ में जब से हुआ है,
कोई दूसरा दर्द ही नहीं होता।....!!
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आंसू मेरे देखकर तू परेशान क्यों है,,
ये वो अल्फाज हैं जो जुबाऩ तक आ न सके..!!..
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सौ जान से हो जाऊँगा राज़ी मैं सज़ा पर
पहले वो मुझे अपना गुनहगार तो कर ले
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तेरे प्यारने दिया सुकून इतना
की तेरे बाद कोई भी अच्छा ना लगे
तुजे करनी है बेवफाई तो इस अदासे करना
की तेरे बाद कोई भी बेवफा ना लगे
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A 60 yr old Billionaire came to the Bar with his gorgeous 25 yr old wife!
Friend: How did she marry you?
Man: I lied about my age !
Friend: you said 45?
Man: No! I said 90
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कोई और तरीक़ा बताओ जीने का,
साँसे ले ले कर थक गया हूँ!!
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मंदिर में फूल चढ़ा कर आए तो यह एहसास हुआ कि...
पत्थरों को मनाने, फूलों कि क़त्ल कर आए हम ।
गए थे गुनाहों की माफ़ी माँगने ....
वहाँ एक और गुनाह कर आए हम ।।
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