CHAK DE
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तेरा घमंड तो चार दीन का हे पगली,
हमारी बादसाही तो खानदानी है।
अग़र मोहब्बत हे,तो शक़ कैसा..!
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. अगर नहीं है, तो हक्क़ कैसा..!!
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माना कि तेरे शहर में ग़रीब कम होंगे ,,
अगर बिकी तेरी दोस्ती तो पहले ख़रीददार हम होंगे ….
तुझे ख़बर न होगी तेरी क़ीमत पर ,,
पर तुझे पाकर सबसे अमीर हम होंगे……….!!
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A Toyota or a BMW, the Road remains the same for all.
You Travel Economy Class or Executive, your Destination doesn't change.
A Titan, Rado or a Rolex, the Time is the same for everyone.
There is nothing wrong in dreaming or leading a luxurious life;
What needs to be taken care of is ,not to let the NEED to become a GREED.
Because need is always met but greed is never fulfilled!
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"Wife : Truth or dare?
Husband : Truth.
She: Do i look fat in this new dress?
He : This is cheating, i asked for truth not for dare."
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अजब जज्बा है जवानी मैं इश्क़ करने का,
उम्र जीने की है ओर शौक मरने का.........
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उसने हमे एक और दर्द दिया तो हमें याद आया.....
के दुआओं में हमने ही तो उसके सारे दर्द मांगे थे...
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तुने तो रुला के रख दिया ए-जिन्दगी,
जा कर पूछ मेरी माँ से कितने लाडले थे हम…
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How true is this,
Real reason why whatsapp is valued at 19 billion dollars....
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Whatsapp cracked the biggest problem of humanity -
" ladies baat bhi kar le aur awaaz bhi na ho "
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Ek tha Tiger - # Salman Khan - #200 crores
# Chennai Express - # Srk - #250 crores
# Dhoom 3 - # Aamir khan #300 crores
# Suzanne - No movie - #400 crores
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