[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

Recently There Was A Fight Between,
Rajnikant And A Tiger,
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Surprise,
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Surprise,
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Rajnikanth Ran Away From There, Why??
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To Save The Tiger, Only 1400 Are Left
Otherwise U Know Rajnikant

1 Larki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli
Company Ne Socha Achanak Bataya To
Larki Khushi Se Mar Sakti Hai,
Company Ne Ek Baba Ko Ye Kaam Diya K
Aese Batao K
Wo Khushi Se Mar Na Jaye
Baba Ne Ja K Us Larki Se Kaha;
"Farz Karo Aap Ka 5 Crore Ka
Inaam Nikle To Aap Kya Karo Gi?"
Larki: Aap K Samne Dance Karun Gi,
Aap Se Pyaar Karun Gi,
Shaadi Kar Lugi
Yehi Nahi
Aadha Inaam Bhi De Dun Gi...!
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Saala BABA Hi Khushi Se Mar Gaya.

Q. In the year1970-
Engineer sahib kaa ghar konsa hai?

Answer:- Wo jo bada bangla hai,
wahin rehte hain!
Q:In the year 2012- Excuse me,
Yahan engineer kaa gharkonsa hai?

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Abe, kisi bhi ghar me ghus jaa. Ekk naa ekk to hoga.



Grl - What are you doing ?

Boy- I was doing a job with TIMEs OF INDIA
but now I left job.

Girl-Oh God why?
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Boy-kaun sala subah subah uthe aur paper
daalne jaaye..!

 

Saale Kaminey friends kki khubbi!

"WHEN I JOKE…
they take it seriously…
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AND WHEN I M SERIOUS…

Saale KAMINEY hass hass k feelings
ki dhajiya uda dete hai..




What is wife.................... ?
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Fauji :
Sare Dushman Hum Se Darte Hai Aur Hum
Bivi Se.
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Mochi :
Main Juton Ki Marammat Krta Hoon Aur Bivi
Meri .
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Teacher :
Mai School Mein Lecture Deta Hoon Aur Ghar
Mein B.v Se Sunta Hn .
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Officer :
Mai Office Mein Boss Hoon Aur Ghr Mein
Nokar .
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Judge :
Main Court May Faisle Sunata Hoon Aur Ghar
Mein Khud Insaaf Ki
Bheekh Mangta hu..



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Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

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