[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola:
'Naam bol......?
Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir.
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Police: Naam Bol .
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Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do dobara nahi hoga
Police: Naam bol :@
Ladka:"Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli
Venkateshwara Swami"
Police (book band karke): "chal nikal beta!
Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana

Bhikhari propose to a Girl....

DO YOU LOVE ME?

Girl- Shakal dekhi he apni, isse
acha to me suicide kerlu ...
Bhikhari- Kambaqt mar jaegi per 
kisi garib k kam nahi ayegi...

BULLET wala ACTIVA wali se:- kabhi bullet chalai hai??

Girl tez krke aage nikal gai.

Boy barabar me aakr... Kabhi bullet chalai hai??
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Girl slow ho gayi.
Aage jakar boy ka accident ho gaya.
Girl:- Or chala le bullet..
Boy:- Bandariya yahi to puch raha tha
chalai hai toh bata de break kaise lagte hai...



An Airline Introduced
A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free

After Great Success,

The Company Sent Letters To All The Wifes
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...

"Which Trip ?"

 

Air Hostess: Kya lenge?

Ismail Bhai: Chiken tikka, boti kabab,
biryani, fish fry, kheer, ice cream and pan

Air hostess - Sir aap plane mein aye
hai aap k abba k reception me nahi..




Teacher: What is half of 8??
Rajnikant: 4
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Engineer: Depend karta hai.....
horizontally aadha karo to'0'
Aur
vertically kaato toh'3'.

Rajnikant shocked…… Engineer rocked.



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