[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

Teacher-Un do kings ka naam batao
jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya

Santa confidently answered- Sir

1-SMOKING
2-DRINKING.......

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Biology Sir: Can U Tell Me Exactly
Where Iz Ur Heart?
(All Boys Shouted Loudly)
!
!
In Girls Hostel !!!
Teacher smiled And said very slowly: Mera Bhi

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Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha
.
Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"bhai thoda
side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai
.
Santa:"tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..??
.
. Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya
phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:"side
me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai
.
Santa:"abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu
.
Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan pakad k
utha liya aur bola:"haanbol tu kaun hai..??
.
.
Santa:"ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2 din se tezz bukhar hai...

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Classic Insult !!
Lecture Was Going On..
Suddenly A Boy Went Out Of The Class.
Lecturer : Ye Bahar Kyn Chala Gaya?
His Friend : Sir Usko Neend Mein
Chalne Ki Aadat Hai

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Boyfrnd ne chupke se GF k purse se mobile nikala,
ye dekhne k liye k mera no. kis name se save hai
Honey/Darling/My Love
He was shoked 2 see d name
!
!
!
RECHARGE WALE BHAIYA...

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After marriage:
1st 3 years ------perfumes,
flowers,chocolate, strawberry, grapes....
After 3 yrs-------baby powder,
johnsons cream & lotions, baby oils
after 15yrs-------zandubalm, vicks, iodex, Moov Spray
after 40 yrs------- agarbatti

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com

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