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How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours! A cow was shown during VIVA-VOCE, replies are as under: Pre-MBBS student: It`s a cow! MD: This may be a cow or a hypo-pigmented buffalo! DH: This may be a hyper-trophied goat or atrophied elephant with cogenital anomalies. Moral: Medical education makes a normal person mad. Girl`s status on Facebook: `Feeling sad!` 17021 comments. Boy`s status: 'Going to commit suicide!' 2 likes and 1 comment - Think about it dude.... Drop the plan, if you can! Modern Statement: Save a Girl child, else your son will be forced to be a gay! Never get jealous when seeing your ex-girlfriend or boyfriend with another person. Remember we were taught to give our old toys and clothes to the less fortunate. Read More....................

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