Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes
Teacher : A. B. C sunao
Pappu :A . B . C
Teacher:Aur sunao
Pappu :Aur Allah ka shukar hai,
sub theek thaak hai.
Aap sunao...???
Teacher : A. B. C sunao
Pappu :A . B . C
Teacher:Aur sunao
Pappu :Aur Allah ka shukar hai,
sub theek thaak hai.
Aap sunao...???
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Boy: Tumhara Naam
Kya H?
Girl: Mina, Aur Tumhara?
Boy: Kamina
Girl: Jhut Mat Bolo
Boy: Tum 5mint Pass
Beth K Dakh Lo Tum Isi
Naam Se Bulaogi.
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Lalia Majnu Ko Dhokha De Deti Hai.
Majnu : Tune Dil Jalake Mera Uske Raakh Kar Diya.
Lalia : Teri Ye Kurbani Bekar Nhi Jayegi
Ghar Bhaj Dena Raakh,
Bartan Saff Karne K Kam Aayaga.
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Ek dukhi pati apni patni se bola :
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mei khayal aata hai,
Ke zindagi teri zulfoon ki ghani chhaon me kat jaye.
Toh
'Home Loan' lene ki zarorat hi na pade..
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Teachar: Whats Full
Form Of M.A.T.H.S....??
.
Student: Meri Aatma Tujhe Hamesha Satayegi.
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Two girls are traveling in a train
Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.
Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chaleñge.
Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleñge
.
.
.
UPPER birth pe soya hua
Pappu bola: JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE
PE AAYE
TO MUJHE UTHA DENA.
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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend
Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com
Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
http://groupsyahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
Majnu : Tune Dil Jalake Mera Uske Raakh Kar Diya.
Lalia : Teri Ye Kurbani Bekar Nhi Jayegi
Ghar Bhaj Dena Raakh,
Bartan Saff Karne K Kam Aayaga.
******************************
Ek dukhi pati apni patni se bola :
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mei khayal aata hai,
Ke zindagi teri zulfoon ki ghani chhaon me kat jaye.
Toh
'Home Loan' lene ki zarorat hi na pade..
******************************
Teachar: Whats Full
Form Of M.A.T.H.S....??
.
Student: Meri Aatma Tujhe Hamesha Satayegi.
******************************
Two girls are traveling in a train
Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.
Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chaleñge.
Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleñge
.
.
.
UPPER birth pe soya hua
Pappu bola: JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE
PE AAYE
TO MUJHE UTHA DENA.
******************************
Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend
Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com
Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
http://groupsyahoo.com/group/H
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